The Housewives 12 Hectic Days of Christmas

housewives-12-days-christmasCome on in and sing along with us…

On the first day of Christmas my family gave to me:
An ice cold cup of coffee.

On the second day of Christmas my husband gave to me:
2 missed texts (…and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the third day of Christmas my wallet gave to me:
3 Unpaid Bills (…2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the fourth day of Christmas my government gave to me:
4 Bills to Pay (…3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the fifth day of Christmas my children gave to me:
5 Kids Fighting (…4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the sixth day of Christmas my husband gave to me:
6 In-Laws Staying (…5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the seventh day of Christmas my errands gave to me:
7 Stores to Stop At (…6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the eighth day of Christmas the school gave to me:
8 Unneeded Snow Days (…7 stores to stop at, 6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the ninth day of Christmas my family gave to me:
9 Drunken Cousins (…8 unneeded snow days, 7 stores to stop at, 6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the tenth day of Christmas the neighborhood gave to me:
10 Sanctimommies (…9 drunken cousins, 8 unneeded snow days, 7 stores to stop at, 6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the eleventh day of Christmas the school gave to me:
11 School Bake Sales (…10 sanctimommies, 9 drunken cousins, 8 unneeded snow days, 7 stores to stop at, 6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee)

On the twelfth day of Christmas I gave to my family…
12 Pounds of Turkey (11 school bake sales, 10 sanctimommies, 9 drunken cousins, 8 unneeded snow days, 7 stores to stop at, 6 in-laws staying, 5 kids fighting, 4 bills to pay, 3 unpaid bills, 2 missed texts and an ice cold cup of coffee).

Do you resonate with this hectic 12 days of Christmas?  What would you add in?
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